Item: 330ml (11oz) Ceramic mug.
Height: 96mm / Diameter: 82mm.
Care Instructions: Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Fill from the top. Avoid dropping when full. Avoid dropping when empty.
Caution: Contents may be hot or, depending on how long they’ve been sitting there, cold.

Small print: We all know mugs are a lot of fun but let’s get serious for a moment, this mug is intended for use as a drinking vessel only. It is not intended for use as a cooking or food storage container. Given time any liquids stored in the mug will evaporate and slowly the mug will breakdown and decay, returning to the basic elements and materials that all things are made from. The manufacturer takes no responsibility for the long term effects of entropy and the eventual collapse of the universe.

The manufacturer of this mug makes no warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to any implied warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose. The manufacturer will not be liable for any damages of any kind arising from the use of this mug, including but not limited to direct, indirect, indirectly direct, directly direct, incidental, incidentally direct, directly incidental, punitive, non-punitive, punitive with a hint of malice and consequential or directly indirect incidental non-consequential damages.

This disclaimer shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the jurisdiction in which the free complimentary mug is sold. If any part of this disclaimer is deemed invalid or unenforceable you’re simply not trying hard enough. I don’t think we can be fairer than that can we. Can we? I don’t think so, let me get back to you on that.